The Wall Street Skinny

The Nikkei just hit an all-time high. What is happening?

By Jen Saarbach & Kristen Kelly, Co-Founders of The Wall Street Skinny   Japan’s stock market hasn’t been here since the bubble economy of the late 1980s. The Nikkei 225 and TOPIX have both surged to record highs, closing a chapter that investors called “three lost decades.”     But this isn’t a single-catalyst story. […]

100 Year Bonds: The “Deal of the Century”?

By Jen Saarbach & Kristen Kelly, Co-Founders of The Wall Street Skinny   We got the following question in our fan mail:   “Hi! My name is Bethany, I’m from Kansas City. I love listening to the podcast! I’m a future episode could you dive into all these corporate bonds? 100 year bonds in sterling?? […]

Elon Musk and the Art of Not Taking the L

By Jen Saarbach & Kristen Kelly, Co-Founders of The Wall Street Skinny   Last March, we talked about Elon Musk’s X (the artist formerly known as Twitter) / xAI merger, and why the headline valuation didn’t really matter. The deal was all stock, both companies were private, and Elon had majority ownership in both companies. […]

What is the SaaSpocalypse?

By Jen Saarbach & Kristen Kelly, Co-Founders of The Wall Street Skinny   You’ve seen the headlines. It’s been a bad week for the tech sector. So what’s going on? Is this the long-awaited bursting of the AI-bubble? Or is this, in fact, the logical outcome of AI development thus far?  Let’s discuss. When we […]

5 reasons you’re not getting the job…and what to do instead.

By Jen Saarbach & Kristen Kelly, Co-Founders of The Wall Street Skinny   I’ve always believed that markets work well when they are efficient. So, shouldn’t that apply to the job market? The answer seems to be “no”. Perversely, the age of increased access and enhanced automation has made the job application process way WORSE […]

Hedge Funds Are Back. So, What ARE They, Anyway?

By Jen Saarbach & Kristen Kelly, Co-Founders of The Wall Street Skinny   This recent WSJ article caught our attention: after a decade of underperformance, hedge funds just had their best year since 2013. In 2025, per the article, the top decile of funds returned nearly 30%. According to Goldman Sachs, more institutional investors plan […]

WTF happened in Japan’s bond market???

By Jen Saarbach & Kristen Kelly, Co-Founders of The Wall Street Skinny   I barely have a social life. But fittingly, the one day that I hop on a flight for a girls’ trip to the Caribbean with my college roommate, the market melts down. You should have seen me desperately trying to connect to […]

Why “Affordability” Measures…Might Make You Poorer

By Jen Saarbach & Kristen Kelly, Co-Founders of The Wall Street Skinny   In a political environment where “affordability” has become the rallying cry for both parties, radical new policy changes are being proposed at both the local and federal level. The latest? President Trump’s call to cap credit card interest rates at 10% for […]

Rumor: Netflix may revise its offer for Warner Bros. Discovery to an all-cash deal

By Jen Saarbach & Kristen Kelly, Co-Founders of The Wall Street Skinny   If you’re wondering why Netflix would change anything after seemingly “winning” the bidding war against Paramount Skydance (PSKY) and Comcast, you’re not alone. At first glance, it looks like Netflix already secured the deal. The Warner Bros. Discovery board accepted their offer, […]